anangrypuff:

slytheringirls:

anangrypuff:

Imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to invent things

"No but imagine a machine that makes your toast or maybe waffles warm and crispy!" "There already is something like that, it’s called a toaster and some muggle invented it I think?" "Seriously?? Wow..okay but imagine animals bringing letters and stuff! No wait..we already have that too dammit.."

Ravenclaws trying to invent things that already exist in the muggle world oh my gosh

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

  • spn fans: wOW THEY SHOULD DO A GENDERBEND EPISODE OR A BODY SWITCH EPISODE OR ONE WITH A HUMAN IMPALA OR A MUSICAL EPISODE WE HAVE SO MANY MORE IDEAS WANNA SEE A LIST
  • spn writers: so guys....what if....hang on 2 ur hats cause this has never been done in all of our 9 seasons...wHAT IF SAM AND DEAN FIGHT AND CAS GETS RELUCTANTLY INVOLVED IN AN ANGEL WAR

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

fallontonight:

kellliohara:

Queen Audra.

Audra McDonald brings some some serious soul to these real Yahoo Answers.

cleowho:

"Are you responsible for this box, sir?"

Time Flight - season19 - 1982

smerchfanatic:

thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

Shrek loves Fiona so much that he would become human to make her happy.
But Fiona is happy as an ogre because that was when she discovered Shrek loves her.