Imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to invent things
"No but imagine a machine that makes your toast or maybe waffles warm and crispy!" "There already is something like that, it’s called a toaster and some muggle invented it I think?" "Seriously?? Wow..okay but imagine animals bringing letters and stuff! No wait..we already have that too dammit.."
Ravenclaws trying to invent things that already exist in the muggle world oh my gosh
Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors
How To Train Your Humans
Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
Audra McDonald brings some some serious soul to these real Yahoo Answers.
"Are you responsible for this box, sir?"
Time Flight - season19 - 1982
okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong
Shrek loves Fiona so much that he would become human to make her happy.
But Fiona is happy as an ogre because that was when she discovered Shrek loves her.